Famous Mothers

Mona Lisa's Mother: "After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"

Columbus's Mother: "I don't care what you've discovered, you still could have written!"

Michelangelo's Mother: "Can't you paint on the walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"

Mary's Mother: "I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, but I would like to know how he got better grades than you."

Albert Einstein's Mother: "But it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?"

Thomas Edison's Mother: "Of course I'm proud of you for inventing the electric light bulb. now turn it off and get to bed!"

Paul Revere's Mother: "I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is past your curfew."

Napoleon's Mother: "All right, if you're not hiding your report card inside your jacked, take your hand out and show me."

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