And The Third One.....?

Me: OK, so who are the three people in the story we just read?

Sunday School Student #1: King David!

SSS #2: God!

Me: And................

SSS # 1 and 2: Uh....

SSS # 1: Ee-ta-ball-ish?

Me: What?

SSS # 1: Ee-ta-ball-ish.

Me: What verse are you reading?

SSS # 1: Verse 13.

Me: Ah, ...........that word is pronounced es-tab-lish.

SSS # 1: Oh.

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