I have not posted in SUCH a long time but today it was too amazing... I was accused of being a post-modern-ecumenical-universalist....I have to admit, while I don't believe I am...it does have a cool ring. ;)
When you get home from a trip at 1am, and see that your parents left the door of their car ajar, make sure the alarm is off before attempting to shut said door.
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avec peanut butterus et jellius.